Balloon animals eat the air out of the holes in Swiss cheese
- Jimmy Davis
Tell them the fish is from Sharkago where he goes to the tuna-versity and he hates Fry-days.
Later that evening he came up to me between tables
and said "last year my Dad gave you a tip that
was WAYY TOOOOO huge."
And, at the end of a very long day:
Who can take some latex...
Make a twist or twooooo
And make it into any creature you'd see in a zoo?
The Latex Maaaaaan, The Latex Man caaaaaaaan
The Latex Man can because he's full of hot air that makes the world smell good.
Who can take a Geee-oooooooooh,
Three 260 kyooooooooze,
And make a fancy sculpture that gets on the evening news?
The Latex Maaaaaan, The Latex Man caaaaaaaaaan.
The Latex Man can because he huffs and puffs and blows to make the world smell good.
The Latex Man bends, all his latex friends,
Blows them up between his two lips.
This he does for just a few tips.
Cleans his ears with fresh, new Q-tips.
[spoken: Hey, what do you want from a song that was just written on the fly at 8:00 in the morning...?]
Who can make a fortune, a dollar at a time,
And never tell the IRS that he has made a dime?
The Latex Maaaaaan, The Latex Man caaaan,
The Latex Man can because his cash gratuities don't have an audit traaaaaiiiil.