Things that Fell out Of my Head

Things that Fell out Of my Head Hello Kiddies, Last year I made the decision that I was going to stop publishing my book, “Things That Fell Out of My Head.” The problem was that it was too popular. It was getting harder and harder to keep up with orders,...

The Photo Album

The Photo Album by Don Caldwell Recently I saw that a new restaurant was soon to be opening in my neighborhood, and I thought that I would stop by and talk to them about the benefits of having a skilled balloon artist on staff. Unfortunately it was still under...

Things that Fell out Of my Head

Things that Fell out Of my Head Hello Kiddies, Last year I made the decision that I was going to stop publishing my book, “Things That Fell Out of My Head.” The problem was that it was too popular. It was getting harder and harder to keep up with orders,...

Magic Moments

Magic Moments by Don Caldwell I would like to apologize to all of the non-magician readers this month. For those who are not familiar with the conjuring arts, most of what follows is going to be complete gibberish. As of late, I am trying to make my interactions with...

The Greasy Spoon vs. Fine Dining

The Greasy Spoon vs. Fine Dining by Don Caldwell There is a greasy spoon, truck stop style, dive restaurant near my home. They serve some of the worst food I have ever eaten in my life. Even with things that would seem impossible to mess up, they some how find a way....

Breaking The Mold

Breaking The Mold Don Caldwell “When you work, every child needs to get a balloon”. “The real money is in busking at street fairs and festivals”. “If you are going to work restaurants, you have to work for tips”. “Balloon...